Can You Understand English?

There is a lot of talk about making English the officialthe window?This whole Amish style of speaking made
language of the USA. That would stop the need tome think about the English language and some of the
spend so much money printing out things like driversodd ways in which we describe things in different
license, tax, voter registration and other official forms inparts of the USA. Like all Americans born here, I guess
so many languages. If people come here, they willI have been short with those who come to America
simply have to learn English. However, is it really thatfrom somewhere else and have trouble learning our
simple? English is anything but a virgin language. It haslanguage. I mean, how many times should I have to
roots in the tongues of many nations and one wordsay 'BIG MAC' at McDonalds to actually get one? It's
can mean many things. If you travel around our greatfrustrating, but imagine how people who come from
nation, you will discover some extreme examples ofother places feel when confronted with English?After
that fact.Several years ago, I visited Pennsylvaniadoing a little research I discovered some reasons that
Dutch Country with my family. Most people have readthe English language is confusing to those who speak
about the Amish people, but it's something you have toother tongues. The main problem seems to be that
see for yourself to believe. They first came to Northone word simply has too many meanings. Let's take
America to escape religious and political persecution inthe word love for example. A child says, "I love you,
Holland and the Netherlands. Most live in Pennsylvania,Mommy," and tends to mean I need you and miss the
some in Ohio and Indiana and a few have establishedcomforting feeling I get when I don't see you. A
closed communities in Canada.The religious life of thebaseball fan says, "I love that team!" They mean that
Amish tends to dominate all they do. While theythey are a fan of that team. To go further, their
appreciate the freedom that America offers them,commitment to the team may vary. Do they attend
they want none of what they consider our vices. Mostevery game? Follow their team on the road? Have
of the traditional Amish people refuse the use ofbox seats? How much do they really "love" that
electricity and modern conveniences like telephones,team?A man says to a woman, "I love you." Does he
cars and machine driven farm equipment. The majoritymean for now, for the moment, until someone he
are Farmers who use horse drawn carts for theirthinks is better comes along? The old Stephen Stills
transportation and horses for plowing, pulling wagonssong, Love The One You're With illustrates one
and other heavy work.The most amazing sight youexample of what love can mean to a person. It seems
can see in Pennsylvania Dutch Country is an Amishthat the meaning of the word love can be very
barn raising. The entire community gets together whendifferent for a man then it is for a woman.For men
someone needs a new barn and builds the bulk of it inlove often means sex. While a man might say "I love
just one day! The men construct the barn while theyou" and mean I like the way you look and want to
women cook and provide refreshment. I guess thathave sex with you, a women might say "I love you"
when it comes to the Amish, it takes a village to raiseand mean that she finds the man attractive in many
a barn!Because they consider waging war a sin, theways and sex is merely the ultimate expression of all
Amish are generally classified as Conscientiouselse that she feels. I believe that women, in contrast to
Objectors with Selective Service. They have their ownmen, can have a greater depth to their feelings for
schools and churches and teach that beinganother person. Is this because they tend to be more
self-sufficient is vital. They do use banks, save a greatemotional to begin with?I have noticed that women
deal of the money they earn from farming for thetend to have friendships and associations that are
future, give ten percent of their worth to the churchdeeper then those enjoyed by men. While women will
and refuse to participate in the Social Securityprobably share their most intimate thoughts and
program. The Bible says to make no image of anyfeelings with a close friend or associate, men will not.
thing on the earth or in heaven. You will not see anyThey will generally talk about business, sex, politics or
religious statues in their churches. They do not usesports. No wonder people trying to learn English get
cameras of any type and the Amish dislike havingconfused. It seems that Americans simply cannot say
tourists take their picture.Sometimes it is hard forwhat they mean, mean what they say or even agree
tourists to resist the temptation to photograph theseon what they mean!The Clinton scandals of the 1990s
unusual people because they look so quaint. Theillustrated the problem with English. When President
Amish dress in what might be described as very plainClinton spoke of sex, he meant intercourse between
clothing. The men wear dark pants with suspenders,two people. Others argue that intimate bodily contact
light shirts, a wide brimmed hat and a dress coat forof any kind is also sex. Surveys at the time tended to
special affairs or cold weather. Most have beards andshow that most men agreed with the President's
stop shaving when they are engaged or marry. Thedefinition, but didn't support him. Most women did not
women wear dresses, no pants, and most will neveragree with the definition, but supported him! Others say
cut or trim their hair. None of the Amish wears jeans,that what the president did with Monica Lewinsky was
anything with a design on it or buttons. They use hooksmerely petting. Imagine a first day English student from
and eyes on their clothes because of a tradition thata foreign country listening to a man say, "I love my dog,
says their persecutors in Holland wore large buttons onI pet her everyday." Later the same man says, "I love
their coats as a sign of pride. Most wear large darkmy wife. I pet her every chance that I get!"As an
colored shoes and none wear sneakers or dressyexperienced Speaker, I have had the opportunity to
footwear.The Amish speak their own language thattravel all over the USA and Canada. Whenever
has been described by dialectologists as an old formpossible, my wife and children joined me during
of Dutch mixed with German and some Old English. Itsummer months. It was on these trips that we first
is their attempt to speak modern English that reallyrealized how words that people use could mean very
gets your attention! If I were outside our house anddifferent things depending on where you live in the
needed my wife to give me a diaper for the baby IUnited States. We all feel the call of nature, for
might say, "Honey, throw a diaper out the window. Iexample, but not all of us go to the same place. On
need one for the baby." However, the Amish wouldmore then a few occasions, my wife and kids had to
say, "Father, please throw the baby out of the windowcome and ask me where the facilities were and which
a diaper." Yikes! Maybe that's where Michael Jacksondoor they should use.In much of the Northeast where I
got the idea of dangling his kid out of the window. Iam originally from, we go to the Bathroom.
guess we're all lucky that's all he decided to dangle out